Captain Oats (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} capt_oats) wrote,@ 2003-12-14 14:04:00 |
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majestic grace goes out to pasture
It is with great shame and embarrassment that I report to you, dear readers, that at approximately ten this morning, the non-caucasian cleaning lady accidently (hmm...) tipped me over while dusting. It was in this undignified position that my keeper found me hours later.</br>
I thought it best you should hear this piece of scandal from me first before all of Newport is ablaze.
It is with great shame and embarrassment that I report to you, dear readers, that at approximately ten this morning, the non-caucasian cleaning lady accidently (hmm...) tipped me over while dusting. It was in this undignified position that my keeper found me hours later.</br>
I thought it best you should hear this piece of scandal from me first before all of Newport is ablaze.
