It is with great shame and embarrassment that I report to you, dear readers, that at approximately ten this morning, the non-caucasian cleaning lady accidently (hmm...) tipped me over while dusting. It was in this undignified position that my keeper found me hours later.</br>
I thought it best you should hear this piece of scandal from me first before all of Newport is ablaze.
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